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I dunno . . . an hour, tops?

Talk about unfair!

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[ Yes, dear.

Incredibly unfair.

He pats Venti on the head. ]

Well then.

Perhaps we can visit there another time when you are feeling better.

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Yeah, well, joke's on them! They arranged better plans for me.

[ Using his hold on Zhongli's hair to tug him closer, ur welcome ]

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Hmmm?

[ As he lies down next to Venti, though there is an eyeroll as he's tugged by his hair.

Sir please. ]

You'd prefer to be sent home?

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In this case . . . yes.

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Then I hope you are prepared for a quiet night of resting.

It's past my bedtime, you know.

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Awww, come now. I could play something for you! Or read you some of that poetry you care for. None of my own compositions, I promise.

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Such a proposition seems one-sided. Perhaps I could suggest something that requires more active participation on both our behalves.

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A duet?

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Are your thoughts really so pure?

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[ A beat ]






Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're putting moves on me!

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And very poorly so, given your reaction.

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[ Climbing his way into Zhongli's lap now ]

Aw, don't take offense. I spent a thousand years flirting with you and you were too blockheaded to notice. It seems I need to adjust to the idea that you're doing it back~

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Yes, there was a whole section in this book I read on how pulling on one's ponytail or braids is a sign of affection.

It was quite fascinating.

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Hey, I also wrote you many pretty verses! I don't think you caught on, though, because you just critiqued my rhyme schemes. I moped for three days, and the wind didn't blow in Mondstadt at all!

[ He says, grinning fondly as he tugs at some of that hair. On cue. ]

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[ HOLD UP THERE, SIR. He blinks owlishly at Venti even as his hair is tugged to one side. ]





Those were for me?

[ This does not compute ]

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[ By some miracle of self-control, he does not burst out laughing ]

They were, yes.

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[






Oh. ]

In retrospect, then, while I stand by my critiques, I believe that some might have come across as... harsh.

[ As in scathing.

Brutal even. ]

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[ Okay. He does start laughing helplessly now, burying his face in Zhongli's shoulder. ]

So you see, [ in-between giggles ] I simply have some adjusting to do.

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[ Then he misses Zhongli's extremely serious expression. ]

Would more direct flirting help such an adjustment period.

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[ SIR ]

Oh yes, I'm sure it would.

[ The amusement drips off every word ]

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Very well. I shall research the matter more thoroughly for a better performance in the future.

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[ god he loves one (1) idiot so much. ]

Hehehe . . . okay, do your best!

But in the meantime . . . I'm still interested in a duet~

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[ Give him a few seconds to process ]

And that is not an innuendo?

1/2

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[ CELESTIA HELP HIM ]