[ And Zhongli does his best to continue on in spite of the siren song and it's distractions. Surely he can manage such a simple task as getting back to Heart. He knows the way back to the hotel like the back of his---
Oh. Did they just walk right past the lobby doors just now? ]
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Are you really so impatient... the hotel is not so far away.
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Yes.
[ Since he asked! ]
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And then just gives Venti a look ]
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And then gets all five fingers around that horn, stroking it suggestively ]
Careful now. ♪
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He holds up both hands in a surrender position, then crosses them over his chest.
Zhongli didn't stipulate no singing, though, so he goes right back to that titillating siren song. Hands to himself. ]
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Oh. Did they just walk right past the lobby doors just now? ]
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--Morax . . .
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Hmmmm...?
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Like.
. . . Okay.
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Stops.
Looks around.
And then turns back to head toward the hotel again. ]
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[ Trembling in Zhongli's arms with what are, evidently, barely-suppressed giggles. ]
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They will make it to the elevator and on their way to Heart Soldier. ]
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Am I that distracting, Mr. Zhongli?
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[ Said kind of listlessly as he shuts the door behind him and heads for the hallway to his room. ]
It was unlike the other siren song I heard earlier today.
It was very---
Relaxing. Peaceful.
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[ Reaching up to ruffle Zhongli's bangs as they cross into his room. ]
Is there any question I would be the greatest siren, too?
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A siren does not perform for others. They perform for themselves.
That is not what you do.
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That's surprisingly philosophical of you.
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Surprisingly?
[ Said oh so nonchalantly as he traverses past his room to another doorway leading to a luxurious open bath that is---
Well.
Something that the god of wealth might own.
With an abundance of lush flowers and greenery. ]
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This is your bathroom?!
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Is it not too your liking?
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. . . So big and fancy . . .
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[ And he sets Venti down at the edge of the tub next to some tall growing stalks of bamboo. ]
There is no reason to not take advantage of the comforts the producers offer us.
... Have you not upgraded your room?
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