[ Look, sometimes you lose your mind and have to be taken down by a friend. This seems to be the rule rather than the exception. Surely one day Childe will also have to deal with an unhinged Zhongli.

A spar with Childe with all of his normal mental facilities in place would be completely different. ]

Ah, then in the interest in keeping with my previous promise of being truthful to you, I need to tell you something.

---And I must admit it is a little embarrassing.

I have entered a contract with someone to determine which one of us can go the longest without breaking up with each other.

. . .

Please let me know if that is going to be a problem. If so, I will either attempt to re-negotiate or--- I will find some way to rectify the situation.

Otherwise I have no other relationships of this nature.